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From Ballybogey (Antrim) to Termonfeckin (Louth) via Effin (Limerick), Gaggin (Cork), Muff (Donegal), Nobber (Meath) and 18 other places in between!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach image includes the County plus etymologies of the original Gaelic name which was subjected to colonial phonetic transliterations, resulting in unusual, funny, bizarre \u0026amp; sometimes downright rude place names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003eThis 100% Cotton tea towel measures 76 x 48cm and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003eis machine washable at 40 degrees. 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