This mug features the amazing names for geographical features & places on the Orkney Islands and reads like a surreal poem!

Tongue of Gangsta, Flossy Groops, Barrel of Butter, Rotten Gutter, Twelve Hours Tower, Sands of Woo, Tammy Tiffy, Smoogro, Flesh-house Point, Standpretty, Gentleman's Ha, Sinians of Cutclaws, Point of Snusan, Mirky Hole, Mad Geo, The Riff, Red Nev, The Knees, Gump of Spurness and Tenniscourt.


And not forgetting the not so poetic Twatt!